Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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