I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
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this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
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Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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