That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
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my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
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Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
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