is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
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I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
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I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
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