I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
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Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
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I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
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