I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
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