i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
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The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
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I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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