This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
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i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
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good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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