But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
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Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
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I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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