look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
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Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
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My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Good news!! I can adult!! π turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ππ
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