I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
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She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
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Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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