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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
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Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
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Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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