I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
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i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
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You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
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