Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
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My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
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My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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