So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
well I can't set my house on fire every night
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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