im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
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Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
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my liver is dry heaving
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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