apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
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he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
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Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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