Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
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she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
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It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
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WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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