Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
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I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
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gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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