I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
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One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
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The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
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