I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
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No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
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What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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