Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
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im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
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When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
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My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
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