i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
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ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
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you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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