so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
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So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
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Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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