were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
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if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
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What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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