Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
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oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
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I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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