big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
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amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
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Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Two words: nipple clamps
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