His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
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fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
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Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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