Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
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I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
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Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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