Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
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There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
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At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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