ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
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Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
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It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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