Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
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