So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
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Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
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I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
try to milk me bitch
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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