New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
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So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
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This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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