the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
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Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
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The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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