yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
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I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
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seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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