This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
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she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
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I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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