Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
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I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
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I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
Randomize