all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
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I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
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I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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