I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
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Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
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