How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
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Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
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I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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