he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
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shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
God gave him joint rollers for hands
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
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Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
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