I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
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He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
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It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
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Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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