Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
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One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
We have started to decorate penises.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
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Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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