After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
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then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
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Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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