So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
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If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
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Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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