just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
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Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
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you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
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