we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
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Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
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I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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