Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
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I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
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She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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