I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
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Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
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Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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